The Game Plan

Blow my inheritance on cheap hookers and bad heroin; then die of AIDS or an OD.
(Should take between a year and a decade.)


Hit the Big Time, make a bunch of “Popcorn” movies; then blow my fame and fortune on pricey hookers and the finest dope. End up like Bruce, Belushi, and Farley.
(This, only if I’m very lucky.)


Meet my Soul Mate, find a cubicle that offers a regular paycheck, buy a house, a dog, raise kids, and lead the happy-sunny Disney life that the Triskkahs, to all outward appearances, live.
(Now, this last one’s the real Pipe Dream.)

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