FireVaney/PlagueRider: Violent Gardens
FIREVANEY Do you maintain a garden? It seems to be the thing to do in England. PLAGUERIDER [My wife] maintains a bit of a garden. Mainly some flowers and plants surrounding a bit of concrete where [my child] can ride in her little vehicles in clement weather. FIREVANEY Would you agree that gardens are to the British what guns are to the Americans? PLAGUERIDER Gardens don't kill people; Americans do. Although the toxic level of political discourse in Britain at the moment could very well end up with a garden assassinating someone.