FireVaney/PlagueRider: Violent Gardens

FIREVANEY
Do you maintain a garden?  It seems to be the thing to do in England.

PLAGUERIDER
[My wife] maintains a bit of a garden.  Mainly some flowers and plants surrounding a bit of concrete where [my child] can ride in her little vehicles in clement weather.

FIREVANEY
Would you agree that gardens are to the British what guns are to the Americans?

PLAGUERIDER
Gardens don't kill people; Americans do.  Although the toxic level of political discourse in Britain at the moment could very well end up with a garden assassinating someone.

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