As you may’ve noticed, your local White Hen is no longer a pantry.

Pantries, of course, are no longer in fashion.

But white hens—they never go out of style…

Pink hens, mauve hens, rufescent hens—now, along with pantries—have gone the way of the outhouse, the bell-bottom, the eight-track-cassette, and, of course, the digital clock-radio you could set with a clockwise and a counter-clockwise button.

(I defy any of you to find a new digital clock-radio with a counter-clockwise button. Ah, but, them were the days...)

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