“This Is A Red Line Train To Howard”

The sleeping bag that turns out to be a little boy sleeping against his father.

A: Consider his situation.
B: I can’t.
A: Exactly.

A very little girl watches me watch a young co-ed rise from her seat and end up at a set of sliding doors. This very little girl reads my mind and spits out the words I no-way would ever say: “You’re very pretty.” The co-ed giggles but doesn’t thank the little girl for the complement.

The cell phone that rings like a rotary phone.

Swearing at her children for swearing.

(Giggle, giggle, giggle)
A: Are you flirting with me?
B: Just that.

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